September 15, 2006
Save Your Soles

Dear Rest of Body,

A quick note from your poor neglected feet here.  Have you looked down lately?  In case you haven’t noticed, it’s a disaster down here.

We used to be just a little rough around the edges.  But now we’re so rough that we sand the floor when you walk in bare feet.  And that toenail that’s about to fall off?  You’re not fooling anyone by painting it.  The biggest giveaway should have been the rubber gloves worn by your pedicurist, and that was last year.

We’ve worked so hard for you, pounding the pavement, squeezing into those climbing shoes, and let’s not go into your collection of high heels.  It seems only fair that we deserve a little TLC.  Like a tube of Foot Patrol from Bliss.

This foot cream is packed full of ingredients to return us to our soft and silky state.  We get moisturized and softened by the whole leaf aloe.  This preps us for the salicylic acid that sloughs away the calluses.  The finishing touch is the peppermint which we find really perky.

Use regularly and we promise you’ll feel lighter on this pair of feet.  But if this doesn’t work, you can always ask for a power sander for Christmas.

Thanks for listening.  You’re a real gem.

Your loyal feet

Bliss
www.blissworld.com
888.243.8825