April 27, 2007
Skirting the Issue

Scene:  Outdoor patio.  You and your crew.  Reveling in post-ride festivities.  Two guys at the next table checking you out.

Shallow Hal (cute on the outside, ugly on the inside):  Saddlebag alert at three o’clock.

Sweet Sam (cute on the outside, even cuter on the inside):  What are you talking about?  I think she’s kind of cute.

Shallow Hal:  Are you kidding me?  And what’s with those skintight shorts?  There is way too much junk in that trunk.

Sweet Sam:  You are such a tool. Those are padded bike shorts.  It’s what cyclists wear to stay comfortable and protect the jewels.

Shallow Hal:  Really?  It looks like she’s wearing a diaper.

Ok, maybe this didn’t really happen.  But the harsh reality is that the world is filled with Shallow Hals.  And in case Sweet Sam isn’t there to set Hal straight, you can eliminate any unwanted backside scrutiny with a fun cycling skort from Blackbottoms.

A stylish alternative to spandex shorts, Blackbottoms skorts give you the best of both worlds.  The inner short is padded to keep you comfortable in the saddle.  And the skirt adds a feminine touch while concealing the breathable spandex shorts.  Designed with side slits on both sides of the skirt, you get maximum range of motion and admirers may get a fleeting peek of what lies beneath.

Which may be the closest that Shallow Hal will ever come to a bottom...particularly, yours.

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801.262.6503
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