| May 21, 2007
Spice Girl
 Urban Legend #868: The Spice Girls started as a group of six.
Rumors are surfacing that in addition to Posh, Scary, Baby, Ginger, and Sporty, there was a sixth member, Swiss Spice.
This adventure seeking chick was a huge lover of the great outdoors. According to unnamed sources, Swiss Spice took one look at the non-stop tour schedule and crazy paparazzi and beat a hasty retreat to the serenity of the backcountry.
While she continues to live in relative anonymity in urban settings, Swiss Spice enjoys a strong following amongst the outdoorsy crew. They adore her salt and peppery zing and her ability to really shake things up. And despite her tiny compact size, Swiss Spice is one tough cookie who doesn’t crack under pressure. Never one to leave a trail of messy debris, Swiss Spice always keeps it together and she never blows her top. Close friends of Swiss Spice claim she’s dedicated to living a squeaky clean existence and takes great care to protect herself from the harshest elements – even while in the backcountry.
At this time, Swiss Spice has denied all requests for interviews. Therefore, readers are advised to take this legend…. with a grain of salt.
Swiss Spice Shaker
www.swissspice.com |
