Everywhere Edge

Sleeping Beauty

June 11, 2007

Silly prank #88: How to Fool a Princess

1) Ditch the pea (attracts wildlife) and substitute with a pebble or two.

2) Ditch the 20 mattresses and 20 featherbeds (so heavy and wasteful).

3) Replace with Pacific Outdoor Equipment's ECO Thermo 6 Sleeping Pad for women.

Lightweight yet super comfy, the Princess will have a great night sleep, despite her hypersensitive disposition. The eco-friendly bamboo fill belies the true hardness of the ground while the double insulation in the foot area keeps the tender toes toasty throughout the night. The anti-fungal treated surface is also slip resistant which reduces the risk of injury caused by rolling off the 2.5 inch pad.

Princesses, whose sensitivities extend beyond themselves, will really appreciate the ECO Sleeping Pad's considerations of Mother Nature. In addition to the bamboo fill, the outer fabric is also constructed of undyed bamboo fabric, the air valve is a recycled aluminum valve, and even the stuff sack cord is made of hemp. Pacific Outdoor Equipment also purchases renewable energy to offset the global-warming carbon that's created through the manufacturing of these sleeping pads.

Which is on the right track

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